Saturday, January 9, 2010

Scary stuff in the drawer

The other day I was cleaning the apartment, and when I got to the bathroom I realized I had never seen what was in my wife's drawers (she owns ever drawer in the apartment except 2). With a pounding heart I began opening them and inside were things I had never seen in my life. I have no idea what any of that stuff is for. The only thing I can figure is she is a mad scientist and she does experiments on human beings. Like, seriously, I feel like I'm in a horror film now. So if anyone reads this- CALL THE POLICE!! I don't even want to know what's in the drawers in the kitchen, so I'm never going in there again.
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3 comments:

  1. SandraJanuary 10, 2010 at 7:12 PM

    Hm, your never going in the bathroom again?

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 11, 2010 at 8:40 AM

    Eating's going to be hard if you never go in the bathroom again. Oh well, it was good while it lasted.

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  3. AnonymousJanuary 11, 2010 at 8:40 AM

    Uh...I meant the kitchen. I don't eat in the bathroom either.

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