Scary stuff in the drawer

The other day I was cleaning the apartment, and when I got to the bathroom I realized I had never seen what was in my wife's drawers (she owns ever drawer in the apartment except 2). With a pounding heart I began opening them and inside were things I had never seen in my life. I have no idea what any of that stuff is for. The only thing I can figure is she is a mad scientist and she does experiments on human beings. Like, seriously, I feel like I'm in a horror film now. So if anyone reads this- CALL THE POLICE!! I don't even want to know what's in the drawers in the kitchen, so I'm never going in there again.